mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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