He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
