Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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