Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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