Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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