Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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