Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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