Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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