is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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