i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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