so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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