i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.