he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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