Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for