I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.