Dual....:-)
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
