shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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