Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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