no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize