just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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