Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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