I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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