I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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