Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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