So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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