i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i barfeds in our rink
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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