there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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