Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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