I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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