at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
That accounts for only three of the penises
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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