mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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