In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
