The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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