i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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