Pappa wants mamma naked
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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