dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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