just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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