Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
