He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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