He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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