Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
