that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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