This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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