Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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