You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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