I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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