that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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