The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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