So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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