awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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