Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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