I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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