Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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