She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize