hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You almost got us killed.
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