I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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