Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
don't judge my taste in strippers
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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