she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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