All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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